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The 12 days of Christmas for anyone who’s divorced!

December 21, 2012 Leave a comment
  1. On the 1st day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: a big bill for alimony!
  2. On the 2nd day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  3. On the 3rd day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  4. On the 4th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  5. On the 5th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  6. On the 6th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  7. On the 7th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 7 debts collecting, 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  8. On the 8th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 8 cops-a-calling, 7 debts collecting, 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  9. On the 9th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 9 lawyers suing, 8 cops-a-calling, 7 debts collecting, 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  10. On the 10th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 10 gossips lying, 9 lawyers suing, 8 cops-a-calling, 7 debts collecting, 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  11. On the 11th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 11 friendships ending, 10 gossips lying, 9 lawyers suing, 8 cops-a-calling, 7 debts collecting, 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  12. On the 12th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 12 million missing, 11 friendships ending, 10 gossips lying, 9 lawyers suing, 8 cops-a-calling, 7 debts collecting, 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!

 

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The Bay 2010 Christmas Window Wonderland

December 6, 2011 Leave a comment

Sorry for not posting for long. I’ve been busy with work and my YouTube channel, uploading videos and making money off of them.

I thought that I will post a video montage of footage shot in 2010 of the Bay’s Window Wonderland. I had tried uploading twice before, but:

  1. I had copyrighted audio, so no money for me
  2. After using music composition software to create my own rendition of “Ding Dong Merrily on High” and putting the music into the video, I realized that the music was cut off at the end.

So, without further ado, here is the Bay’s 2010 Christmas Window Wonderland!

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Go!Animate – Bob and his wife

This is my new cartoon.

Bob’s wife asks him to ask his boss for a raise. He says that she would fire him if he did, so she tells him why they need the money. The rest is history.

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YouTube – Twin Babies’ Secret Language?

April 2, 2011 1 comment

YouTube – Twin Babies’ Secret Language?

This is one of my favourites! It’s twin talk at its finest.

Whatever they’re talking about, according to ABC News, it’s important enough to raise a foot! These twins have taken the nation by storm, so I certainly want to know what they’re talking about, that’s for sure!

Babies are always very cute, but clips like this just make them AMAZING! What do you think about it? I certainly believe that twins have a secret language, and this could be proof, but what do you think?

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My new YouTube video: Bob and his Boss Part 1 – Bob asks for a raise

March 24, 2011 Leave a comment

Come check out this video that I made using GoAnimate!

It’s a new take on an old joke: The employee asks for a raise, but the boss thinks he’s worth much less than his current salary!

Check it out here, if you cannot access the video on this blog.

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My art on Art.com

If you haven’t noticed, some of my art is available on Art.com. You may view them here:
http://www.art.com/gallery/id–a19123/cynthia-chan-posters.htm

The first one is a set of four stamps, featuring Canadian women in the performing arts. The second is a cover for a fictional magazine for shift workers called NiteLife. Both were projects made at the International Academy of Design and Technology.

I hope you enjoy them! I put a lot of blood, sweat and tears into these projects. They’re not cheap!

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Playmobil Traveler’s Insurance ad and “Morning Driving”

February 26, 2011 2 comments

Have you ever seen this ad?

It featured a Playmobil family living in a dollhouse. The little girl rearranged the house, throwing the family into turmoil; even literally, when the father fell out of the house. Then it tells us that this is an ad for Travelers Insurance.

When I first watched it, I was disturbed, because I thought that the father Playmobil figure “died” when he fell out of the house. However, in the end, he was OK.

I now think this ad to be hilarious, in part because the background music reminds me of the “Morning Driving” radio song that advertised the Jesse and Gene show. You can hear it here.

Come to think of it, I miss hearing Jesse and Gene so much that I forgot what they sounded like. Fortunately, while searching for “Jesse and Gene” for this post, I found their website: http://www.jesseandgene.com

It brings back memories, and I have Traveler’s Insurance to thank for that! I’m already dreaming up ways to incorporate that music into another ad, this time, with boy’s toys. I wonder if Traveler’s offers veteran’s insurance; then they could use G.I. Joes in their ads. And what about using Hot Wheels for auto insurance? Hmm….

Edit: It appears that the video was removed by YouTube, due to copyright infringement. Don’t worry; it wasn’t one of MY videos!

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