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The 12 days of Christmas for anyone who’s divorced!

December 21, 2012 Leave a comment
  1. On the 1st day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: a big bill for alimony!
  2. On the 2nd day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  3. On the 3rd day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  4. On the 4th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  5. On the 5th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  6. On the 6th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  7. On the 7th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 7 debts collecting, 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  8. On the 8th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 8 cops-a-calling, 7 debts collecting, 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  9. On the 9th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 9 lawyers suing, 8 cops-a-calling, 7 debts collecting, 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  10. On the 10th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 10 gossips lying, 9 lawyers suing, 8 cops-a-calling, 7 debts collecting, 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  11. On the 11th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 11 friendships ending, 10 gossips lying, 9 lawyers suing, 8 cops-a-calling, 7 debts collecting, 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!
  12. On the 12th day of Christmas, my ex-love gave to me: 12 million missing, 11 friendships ending, 10 gossips lying, 9 lawyers suing, 8 cops-a-calling, 7 debts collecting, 6 thugs-a-shooting, 5 bratty kids! 4 repo men, 3 death threats, 2 dirty words and a big bill for alimony!